Hahaha so I was going through my recycle bin (on my COMPUTER) and I found this old IM conversation I had with a friend of mine about Fullmetal Alchemist. I was trying to explain the last episode to her, but I'm afraid I got a little carried away. It's freaking hilarious, and I wanted to post it somewhere, so it's going in here. (:

Me (9:54:06 PM): man envy is so awesome.
Me (9:54:16 PM): and when he turned out to be ed's brother - woahh! did not see that one coming!!!
Me (9:54:24 PM): and then he's all like, "TAKE ME TO MY FAAATTHHERR"
Me (9:54:31 PM): and the little babies are like eating his arms
Me (9:54:37 PM): and he's all like, "ARRGH YOU WILL DO AS I SAY"
Me (9:54:42 PM): and then he turns into a dragon.
Brooke (9:54:50 PM): uuhhhh
Brooke (9:54:51 PM): wow
Me (9:54:58 PM): yeah
Me (9:55:00 PM): it's so good
Me (9:55:05 PM): and then dante and hohenheim were lovers
Me (9:55:14 PM): and so when ed crossed the gate and was talkin to his dad
Me (9:55:40 PM): and he's all like "if you were so happy and perfect with that WITCH dante, then why did you feel the need to marry MY MOTHER!?!?!?"
Me (9:55:47 PM): and i was just like, "OMG EDWARD I LOVE YOU"
Me (9:55:49 PM): it was so great.
Me (9:55:54 PM): and then edward dies
Brooke (9:56:00 PM): wow
Me (9:56:00 PM): but the real ed didn't die
Brooke (9:56:02 PM): sad
Me (9:56:06 PM): only the one on the other side of the gate
Me (9:56:08 PM): and he goes back
Me (9:56:18 PM): and envy's all like, "whaa???"
Me (9:56:22 PM): and then they're all fighting
Brooke (9:56:26 PM): ooh
Brooke (9:56:29 PM): envy is a person
Me (9:56:35 PM): and then envy shocks ed with the "omg im ur half brother lolol" card
Me (9:56:39 PM): and then he stabs ed
Me (9:56:45 PM): and al's all like, "BROTHHER!!!"
Me (9:56:57 PM): and then al (whho is by now the philosopher's stone)
Me (9:57:04 PM): gets up and dante's like "wtf?!?!?"
Me (9:57:11 PM): and then al goes and brings ed back to life
Me (9:57:14 PM): and ed's crying
Me (9:57:20 PM): and he's like, "wtf am i crying for?"
Me (9:57:31 PM): and then rose's like, "um, yeah al sorta killed himself for you:"
Me (9:57:41 PM): and then rose buys ed's STUPID lie that he's going to burn the place down
Me (9:57:56 PM): and she's like, "mmkay ill just take my babeh and leave you to your sulking."
Me (9:58:07 PM): and ed's like, "frick you, equivalent exchange"
Me (9:58:11 PM): and he totally kills himself
Me (9:58:19 PM): except he appears on the other side of the gate
Me (9:58:43 PM): and hohenheim's like "blood sweat and tears. mayybe...that was the price."
Me (9:58:58 PM): and ed's all like, "mmkay thanks dad bye now oh and btw you suck"
Me (9:59:05 PM): and then he randomly reaches to the sky.
Me (9:59:07 PM): and so does al.
Me (9:59:11 PM): at the exact same moment.
Me (9:59:15 PM): for no apparent reason.
Me (9:59:35 PM): and then alfons gets to roll right in with his fantastic pimpy awesomeness.
Me(9:59:42 PM): and that's where the movie starts.


So true.